The "Mental Checklist" Keychain (Sanity Not Included)

Do you perform the frantic, three-pocket Macarena every time you try to leave the house? We have the perfect accessory for you.

Introducing the ultimate daily reminder for the functionally overwhelmed. This sleek, stainless steel dog-tag keychain features the sacred "out-the-door" checklist, perfectly summarizing the modern human condition. It validates exactly where you are in life: mostly prepared, but completely out of your mind.

Size: 28mm x 50mm

Thickness: 1mm