"Procaffeinating" Keychain

Let’s be honest: before that first cup of coffee, you are merely a rough draft of a human being.

Give your keys a touch of truth with this beautifully engraved dictionary definition of everyone's favorite morning activity. Complete with a phonetic pronunciation and a highly accurate illustration of your mind before 9 AM, this keychain is the ultimate accessory for the chronically under-caffeinated. Engraved right here in Perth, it's built to last longer than your morning caffeine buzz.

Size: 28mm x 50mm

Thickness: 1mm